Top 50 Plus All Time Dog Quotes

Top 50 plus dog quotes


1. Dogs never bite me. Just humans.  —Marilyn Monroe

2. I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive. —Gilda Radner

3. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. —James Thurber

4. You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
—Robert Louis Stevenson

5. Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace. —Milan Kundera

6. The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. —Samuel Butler

7. Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you’re never friendless ever if you have a dog. —Douglas Mallock

8. You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me? —Lewis Grizzard

Top 50 plus dog quotes

9. It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog.
—Charles Darwin

10. The friendship of a dog is precious. It becomes even more so when one is so far removed from home….I have a Scottie. In him, I find consolation and diversion…he is the one person to whom I can talk without the conversation coming back to war. —Dwight D. Eisenhower

11. Any man who does not like dogs and wants them about does not deserve to be in the White House. —Calvin Coolidge

12. One of the happiest sights in the world comes when a lost dog is reunited with a master he loves. You just haven’t seen joy till you have seen that. —Eldon Roark

13. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

14. Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching. —Rudyard Kipling
15.The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. —M. K. Clinton
16. The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
—George Graham

17. Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog. —Sidney Jeanne Seward

18. Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. —Louis Sabin
19. The psychological and moral comfort of a presence at once humble and understanding—this is the greatest benefit that the dog has bestowed upon man. —Percy Bysshe Shelley

20. Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. —Susan Orlean

21. There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they’re thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego. —Janet Schnellman

22. Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. —George Jean Nathan

23. A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

24. Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. —Gene Hill

25. I don’t trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs. —Cheryl Cole

26. No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog. —Stanley Leinwoll

27. Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn’t need to lie to protect someone’s pride. —Ammiel Josiah Monterde

28. Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.
—Jerry O’Connell
29. I’m not alone, said the boy. I’ve got a puppy. —Jane Thayer
30. I wish all men were like dogs. —Halle Berry

31. Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! —Mehmet Murat Ildan

32. You can’t have a pristine house with ten dogs, and I’d rather have the ten dogs.
—Glenn Greenwald
33. Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. —George Carlin

34. Sometimes I think I like dogs more than I like humans. The only time a dog has ever betrayed me…was by dying. —José N. Harris

35. Dogs just need you and love, that’s all. —Jennifer Westfeldt
36. I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts. —John Steinbeck

37. Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can’t be too big of a surprise. —Tony Snow

38. The more I see of the depressing stature of people, the more I admire my dogs.
—Alphonse de Lamartine
39. Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.
—Ashly Lorenzana

40. Dogs are mute and obedient, but they have watched us and know us and can smell how pitiful we are. —Tove Jansson

41. A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. —George R. R. Martin

42. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
—Josh Billings

43. The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
—Johnny Depp

44. The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. —Stanley Coren

45. Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says no.
—Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

46. I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. —Will Rogers

47. You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him. —W. Bruce Cameron

48. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? —Jerry Seinfeld
49. There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
—Konrad Lorenz

50. Dogs are the magicians of the universe. —Clarissa Pinkola Estés

51. A dog’s spirit dies hard. —Mikhail Bulgakov
52. A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart…and he’ll give you his. —Milo Gathema



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